"I'm not going to school!" Came the stubborn reply.
"OK, how about you tell me three good reasons why you shouldn't go to school today."
"Everybody hates me there! I don't wanna go, and you can't make me!"
"OK, now listen to me, because I'm going to give you three better reasons why you are going to school today, Robert B Koblinger. One, I'm your mother and I know what's best for you. Two, you're 43 years old, and three, you're the principal!"
Is it morally wrong that I'm the teacher and I'm hoping for a snow day from the upcoming winter storm?
(Anti-plagiarism: I did not make up the joke. Or draw the Calvin and Hobbes)

Happy Storms
("Spring is Coming"makes me think of Game of Thrones.)
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