Friday night. It's not late. Yet. But I really need to go to sleep now. I was getting sick and by just going to bed early and sleeping a bunch I'm almost better in only two days. Woo! It can be done!
But I'm really hungry! And if I eat, it almost always takes me a couple hours after that to actually fall asleep. Unless it's something really light, like a glass of milk. I do not have milk.
Time for an Experiment! I have organic peach flavored kefir. It's basically like yogurt but more towards a liquid. Let's see if that works. I'll finish this post tomorrow morning with the results. For science!
I suppose this is a good indication of the rest of what's going on in my life, namely, not enough. This is the main challenge of working for myself, in a vacuum: the potential to float, without dynamism and focus to my actions. I'm back on track now, it seems, but I need to use this period of clarity to help me create more structure that will continue to reduce my downtime.
New technique I invented: proactive laziness: you procrastinate doing things that you shouldn't be doing anyways. Like, it got too late, writing, so now I'm more tired than hungry so I just had a glass of water and now I'm going to bed.
Second new technique I just invented: lazy inventive theft: inventing things by noticing what is already happening and then claiming it as your own creation.
Third new technique: success via redefinition/lazyness: redefining your goal so that your present state qualifies as having achieved your goal. Particularly effective for things like enlightenment or having invented something.
I'm here all night folks. Though I'll be asleep for most of it. But rest assured, my dreams are very entertaining and often hilarious.
Oh, that reminds me. Here's a daily dose of laughter: http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
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