I saw this advertisement on the subway. This is amazing. I am so happy that this exists. Who could resist that pitch?
“Try our amazing NANOTECHNOLOGY braces that are installed BEHIND YOUR TEETH! Just like I’m hiding right now behind your couch in the living room!
We will HAND DELIVER and INSTALL these braces INTO YOUR GUMS AND FACE BONES and onto the backs of all your teeth WHILE YOU SLEEP!
Best of all these braces are PERMANENT and will SELF INSTALL after they are welded to your teeth and jawbones by sending up TINY NANOTUBUELS into your brain through the nasal cavity which will then REPROGRAM YOU TO CRAVE HUMAN FLESH, giving you an all-time great smile and a twinkle in your eye!
Like I have!
Operators are standing by to take your call now and I am standing by in your living room closet ready to perform the install! CALL NOW! Free visit! 6 months to perfect teeth! I have your cat hostage!
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Am I the only one who hears that when I see the original advertisement? I am? Well, that's why I share. You're welcome. Sweet dreams ;-)
-IO
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