"Bobby, you're going to be late for school!" Said Bobby's mother, knocking on his bedroom door.
"I'm not going to school!" Came the stubborn reply.
"OK, how about you tell me three good reasons why you shouldn't go to school today."
"Everybody hates me there! I don't wanna go, and you can't make me!"
"OK, now listen to me, because I'm going to give you three better reasons why you are going to school today, Robert B Koblinger. One, I'm your mother and I know what's best for you. Two, you're 43 years old, and three, you're the principal!"
Is it morally wrong that I'm the teacher and I'm hoping for a snow day from the upcoming winter storm?
(Anti-plagiarism: I did not make up the joke. Or draw the Calvin and Hobbes)
Happy Storms
("Spring is Coming"makes me think of Game of Thrones.)
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